The Big Woman
It began as a correction. Then it became the only thing that made sense.
More issues
The Small Man
Something in the gym doesn’t belong.
No one speaks of it, but everyone feels it.
Flight 219: Open Frequency
Flight 219 was hijacked. Not by terrorists. By Bubba, Jethro, and Ricky—armed only with beer cans and poor judgment.
The RTO Mandate
They came back to the office. They filled the seats, gamed the dashboards, and perfected the illusion. The RTO mandate worked. Work itself disappeared.
The Meeting Room
One room. Twelve chairs. Power decided not by words, but by angles, posture, and movements too small to admit.
The Coffee Spill
A spilled coffee, a missed note, and a forgotten carton of milk set off a chain of events
A Man of His Word
Life by idioms alone: chew your tongue, hit the hay, never put eggs in one basket, and always, always eat the worm.
The Microwave Standoff
What should be sixty seconds becomes a war between numbers, patience, and the smug beep of the machine.
Passive Mode
Tired of decision fatigue, Michael activates Passive Mode—an AI that subtly guides his life through scripts, nudges, and perfect social calibration.
He’s smoother. More successful. People finally love him.
The only thing missing is whether he’s still in there.
The Performance Review
God is middle management. A man flagged for “excessive freestyling” must defend his life choices to a divine supervisor, a sentient spreadsheet, and HR from Hell. It’s his quarterly performance review—and he forgot there’d be charts.