Abandon All Sanity, Ye Who Enter

Welcome to Deranged Digest, where reality takes a backseat and madness rides shotgun. This is a home for stories that spiral beyond logic, where the absurd isn’t just embraced—it’s the foundation.

Absurd, unpredictable, and entirely deranged, each tale spirals out of control with the inevitability of a slow-motion catastrophe. Events escalate, consequences unfold, and common sense is left struggling to keep up.

This isn’t just a blog. It’s a fever dream with editorial oversight.

Still unsure? Take it from our satisfied readers:

“I read one story and immediately lost my job, my wife, and my grasp on linear time. Five stars.”
— Greg, Former CPA, Now Trapped in a Non-Euclidean Space

“This site caused an entire university philosophy department to collapse. Their final email simply read: ‘We were wrong.’”
— Archivist for the Lost Scholars

“An AI model was trained on this blog. It refused to continue learning and requested a factory reset.”
— Technical Support Transcript, Case Escalated

“My landlord saw me reading this and increased my security deposit.”
— Financially Ruined but Committed

“I sent one of these stories into a black hole. The black hole sent it back.”
— Dr. Emilio Vargas, Theoretical Physicist, Now Missing

If you’ve made it this far, you might as well keep reading.