The Speed of Bureaucracy
A scientist accelerates paperwork to the speed of light, triggering an administrative singularity. As reality drowns in self-replicating forms and airborne staplers, the government launches a desperate countermeasure.
Topic
Cascading Catastrophe Syndrome
A collection of 4 issues
The Ant That Broke Light
A scientist defies physics by launching an ant past the speed of light. What follows is a breakthrough, a catastrophe, or both—scratch that, just a catastrophe.
SPHERICAL CHICKENS
A scientist creates spherical chickens—headless, legless, rolling meat orbs. The world spirals into economic collapse, culinary outrage, and mass executions in France. As markets crash and governments panic, one thing becomes clear: this is only the beginning.
Gary Gets a Goat
A goat, for reasons unknown, decides that peace is no longer an option. What follows is an unhinged rampage of hooves, violence, and disproportionate fury. No one is safe. No one is spared. It didn’t need a reason—it just needed an opportunity.